The “Southern” Ten Commandments

The “Southern” Ten Commandments
A friend sent this to me….We need a whole Bible Translation like this.
Some folks have trouble with all those ‘shalls’ and ‘shall nots’ in the Ten Commandments. Folks just aren’t used to talking in those terms.

The Southern Ten Commandments

( actually posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Harlan, Ky.)

(1) Just one God
(2) Put nothin’ before God
(3) No tellin’ tales or gossipin’
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin’
(5) Honor yer Ma & Pa
(6) No foolin’ around with another feller’s gal
(7) No killin’
(8) Watch yer mouth
(9) Don’t take what ain’t yers
(10) Don’t be hankerin ‘ for yer buddy’s stuff

Now that’s kinda plain an’ simple, don’t ya think? Y’all have a nice day.

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